The Apprentice series 18 has arrived, and – absolutely no shocker whatsoever – the candidates of 2024 are the usual bunch of idiots, egomaniacs, and arse-lickers.
But there are some nicer ones, too (I’m feeling generous as it hasn’t rained for three days).
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